Inventions.
I was sitting on a shitter today and was thinking inventions. What would I really need aside of all the others pseudo made up apps, services and wanna be start ups. Made me think real hard. So, here is my list.
1. Long lasting phone battery or gray scale mode so a smartphone would last at least a week.
2. Fucking make all the laptops macbook quality - i cant stand noisy fans, plastic and dust. I mean really stop producing shitty Chinese toys - start valuing your clients.
3. Make fucking healthcare available for all, cut the medical syndicated treaty - roll it back to normal where healthcare is not a privilege - spend money to invent a fucking way of helping people without making them feel miserable.
4. Dear Academy, I vote for a sequel of that flick with a 9 minutes Monica Belucci ass fuck scene substitute where they fuck Mr. Pooteen with a Pershing rocket instead.
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