Originally Posted by DVTimes

I crashed my bike a few times.

First time I took it out and went around a bend I put the front brake on. This made the bike flip to the side crushing my leg. So now I have a steel bar in it.

Next I got a new bike and was seeing if it would jump start by pushing it. It did. However I was walking next to it and not on it. Thus bike shot forward pulling my arm out of its socket. So now I have a steal socket holding my arm in.