there was once a country called vietman....it was full of farmers who basically did not give a shit about the west and just wanted to live their lives growing crops but the western powers to be would not have this!...they were like "wat? these guys do not want to be our colony any more? waaaaaaaat?"
then they spilt vietnam in half

it was the only free and democratic thing to do to former slaves...then the western supported government took like 50.000 political prisoners



it was a lesson in freedom and democracy LOL
america was so "free and democratic" at the time that black people had to be escorted to school by the military
then kennedy got shot and the "Free and democratic" country of USA classified his assassination as "top secret" and the people of america, for their own safety, do not know shit about it...
then war broke out in vietnam


then millions of people died...
but the "threat to the USA" that was communist farmers, was averted and the USA was "safe" again PHEW! that was well worth the millions of dead people!
then the US "liberators" made a website called stolenvalor.com where they pretend they are """"heroes"""" and oust anybody else who is pretending to be a """"hero""""
oh and lets not forget that crops grow 2x bigger and faster under the democratic sun and it was SOOOO important for the farmers to be bombed and napalmed and bombed and napalmed...PHEW disaster averted

good job USA
