Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

So you believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father, and had to rape his own mother so he could be transported from Heaven to Earth via a teenage virgins vagina, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

And of course once he was here the almighty and powerful creator of all existence that took the form of a man, just so he could allow himself to commit suicide using Roman forces to hang him from a cross and die, so he could be dead for 3 days and mildly inconvenienced, all so he could find someway to forgive us for sins he knew we would commit before he created us.

And if you don't believe in him he'll send you to "hell" the place he created just to torture his creations that refused to believe in him on bad evidence. And he of course has "Satan" to rule over hell. Satan the arch nemesis he knowingly created.... Of course he created his creations knowing before creating them that most of them would end up being tortured for eternity for the deeds of an average of 75 years..

And you find this all to be historically true and factual, and have no logic alarms go off in your head, but I'm a fool..

We can get into fitting 15,000 animals on a 500ft long wooden boat maintained by 8 humans all over 100 years of age, and the leader a solid 5 to 600 years old.. And how they disposed of the poop with magic powers granted by a god that killed everything on the planet whether it was innocent or not. Seems really "wise" Derp...


But please tell us more how Christianity ended slavery, when the very book you hold oh so high, never once denounces slavery.... double derp..