Sid lives in a fantasy world and pretends on GFY. Nothing to see here.
I am guessing this story includes "his wife" being the fat welfare hog that she is ... and the "woman at the other table" staring at him was a fucking McDonald's Cheeseburger.
He's a clown.
He just likes to make pretend play fun stuff because it makes him feel important.
He's shit on shit.