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Originally Posted by RandyRandy
1. Shoe Bomber - bomb fizzled, tackled by civilians
2. Underwear Bomber - bomb basically burned off his dick, tackled by civilians
3. Times Square Bomber - smoke coming out of his van detected by t-shirt vendor
4. 1st World Trade Center attack - actually worked, but busted after trying to get the deposit back from the U-Haul rental center
5. 2nd World Trade Center attack - worked big time - maybe that's why there are so many conspiracy theories.
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moral of the fable: never give up after the first failure