Today I was walking around outside, and some guy sneezed across the street while I was on the phone.
Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but since I have so many connections to biker gangs I had to cross the street and beat him within an inch of his life. Some people just have no respect for people who are connected to someone who is connected to someone who is connected to biker gangs.. Just had to teach him a lesson.
EDIT: Oops, I meant to log in as Vendzilla