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Anytime I get out of Chicago I enjoy being able to actually move. I think cell phones are the worst problem here. Everyone dicking with their phones so half of the delay isn't really traffic just dumb asses that take forever to get their shit moving and Chicago stoplights change colors quick.
Few weeks ago some chick slammed into the back of me while I was almost stopped due to texting. Fucked my neck up a little as wasn't expecting the hit.
Last week I saw a guy dicking with his phone about to roll through a stop sign so I started my turn in front of him to regulate his ass. He throws his hand up like wtf. I flip him off and point to the stop sign. He flips me off so with no delay just threw my door open to go strangle the bitch. Let's just say that fuck and his BMW made a very fast u-turn and bolted. So slowly I'm gonna start beating people until they learn how to drive.
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