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TheSquealor knows more than most, that's all I will reveal.
Cryptic yes, but a journalist never reveals his sources. But I will say that he resembles a young Charleton Heston mixed with an old Richard Pryor with a little Charles Bronson thrown in. Think Charo on acid. Or Gene Simmons and Diana Ross' love child.
No wait, that's Brassmonkey. Dammit! I cannot keep my stinking paws off this damn dirty ape phone!! I have no idea who this Squealor guy is, sorry.
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