Originally Posted by Far-L

Which leads to "Pirates 4"

"A peg legged ol' salty dog by the name Pirate Mike plunders what he believes to be the crown jewel of the adult internet only to find out it is sparkling only with the fool's gold known as fake drama. Realizing this might hurt his chances of finding any booty at all since even the least comely wenches are starting to doubt if he is to be trusted at all, Pirate Mike makes a Devil's deal to find treasure and ends up alone, stranded on an island of self righteous indignation."