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Bruce/Caitlin Jenner
June 25, 2015
Interview with MSU:
"I was famous for doing one thing once thirty years ago. I loved being an American hero, on the cover of magazines and totally famous. But the rest of my life has been lived in a meaningless vortex of desperate despair because no one remembers me anymore. Meanwhile, my daughters get all the attention simply because they're pretty. Being a symbol of the Me Generation I decided it really IS all about me so, having nothing left to lose or live for, I changed my sex to Caitlin.
"Now everyone knows me again! Everyone seems to like me again! Well, at least people are talking about me again. It feels so good to be famous again! Plus, my family is also horrified so that's a nice bonus. Fuck you very much kids for using my dwindling fame to boost your worthless, narcissistic lifestyles. Well, you did kinda learn from me, didn't you? But I digress......shoes!"
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