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Originally Posted by dyna mo
Were you the guy who masturbated standing up there? ÷
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Yup - he jerks off standing up and pisses sitting down. Go figure.
The "problem" with Texas is that Texas feels as if Texas is its' own country (which it was and technically still is) and can do whatever the fuck it wants regardless of how the rest of America feels about it. Which is fine (Californians, New Yorkers and Floridians feel the same way) but it becomes a problem when it comes to annoying little things like the economy, international relations, war and human rights. Oh, and oil. And Mexicans. And drugs. And determining what goes in (and what stays out of) textbooks the rest of America uses to teach their non-Texan tykes.
But hey, Go Cowboys ("America's" team)!
PS: Austin is jam-packed with cool music, amazing eats and awesome people. Austin is so cool it should be in New Mexico.