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Originally Posted by MaDalton
i think i was on Reddit like 5 times - my life will go on
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IF REDDIT IS CLOSING, I WILL KILL MYSELF IN A HORRIBLE WAY.
I WILL COVER MYSELF IN PLASTIC SHEETS AND CLOTH BAGS and I WILL RUN THROUGH THE KITCHEN THROWING EGGS EVERYWHERE and Then I WILL JUMP ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE AND PASS WIND BEFORE I THROW MYSELF OFF (THE TABLE).