Originally Posted by clickity click

A man broke into a car and stole it or the radio or something, maybe a bag I can't remember but he didn't steal a winning lottery ticket. He went home and later the police came knocking maybe, I can't remember. Maybe he got away with it.

Anyway, the car owner came back and saw the broken window and thought fucks sake I been broken into my car nearly got stole.
Then they open door and see lottery ticket and wonder it it winner chicken dinner.

They drive to wallmart with broken window and pass ticket to cashier who says it winner byt she can not pay out as it's too big and they need to go home and call lottery HQ.

They sad car got broken into and radio or bag or jacket got stole but happy that they win lotto.