I'd get hit with a dick.
Good to be back in country, bad to be without electricity, water, and apparently my trash company has been on strike for a year. Note to self: If you have suspicions that someone MAY have a slight drug problem then they are A) most definitely a drug addict and B) extremely unfit to house sit for anything longer than several hours, much less a year.
Other than that, it's great to be back in the world.
