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Originally Posted by CamBoss
Land Whales, Fat Single Moms, etc.
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I had a land whale over at my house when I first got it. I think I just texted her and we never talked. I had her come over and we held hands and watched "Autumn in New York"
After the movie I told her she should lay in my bed next to me, she did. I took all of my clothes off while she lay there and grab her hand and put it on my cock, she stroked it. Told her I liked bj's but she said she didn't give those, pissed me off.
I told her to take her pants off, she did, figured I'd give the 300 pound of a whale some fist banging action.
I ended up having to place 5 layers of bathroom towels under her because of the mess. She must have been backed up because tons came out and it all smelled really really bad.
I got a good workout though.
I didn't mention that incident to anyone locally yet it got out, fat cunt. Not polite to soak my bathroom towels and talk about it.
