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Old 07-15-2015, 10:10 AM  
Sly
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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions View Post
I had a land whale over at my house when I first got it. I think I just texted her and we never talked. I had her come over and we held hands and watched "Autumn in New York"

After the movie I told her she should lay in my bed next to me, she did. I took all of my clothes off while she lay there and grab her hand and put it on my cock, she stroked it. Told her I liked bj's but she said she didn't give those, pissed me off.
I told her to take her pants off, she did, figured I'd give the 300 pound of a whale some fist banging action.

I ended up having to place 5 layers of bathroom towels under her because of the mess. She must have been backed up because tons came out and it all smelled really really bad.
I got a good workout though.

I didn't mention that incident to anyone locally yet it got out, fat cunt. Not polite to soak my bathroom towels and talk about it.
I'm sure that the look on my face right now is absolutely priceless.
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