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Let's interview Candidate Dynamo.
Mr. Mo. May I call you Dyna? Thank you!
Dyna:
- Who would you most life to face-off against in the debate? Pick one candidate from your party, and then pick one from another party please.
- What problems would you like to solve during your first few months as president?
- Is the first lady hot?
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you know me, i'll face off against any mother fucker on the planet.
the very first problem i would solve would be to get rid of rudeness. you know, talking during the movie, loud sneezers, standing too close on line, loud cell phone talkers, rapists.
i'd send those people to Mexico.
next, i'd get rid of those "my kid is an honor student at somefucking school" bumper stickers. those are the root of a lot of problems here in America.
i figure those 2 things will get a lot of shit sorted and start making America even fucking greater again!