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Originally Posted by dyna mo
well, the rag is off the bush now.
 
my other agenda items:
* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane |
This is all looks great and everything but I have a few questions about your 'beer&porn for guns exchange program'. First and foremost, why not margaritas? Who among us doesn't like a frozen margarita on a hot day? Conceivably, you could easily expand the program even further by including Pina Coladas and Strawberry. You know, girl drinks.