Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

You'd think they could afford to hire an advisor to help them improve their image when they go to these events. Hell, even a simple checklist would help:

Before going to a klan rally please ensure the following:

Do I have a shirt on? If no, put one on.

If female, do you have a bra on? If no, put one on.

If obese, do not wear skin-tight white clothing.

Am I covered in $3 prison tats? If so, please wear long sleeves.