Originally Posted by jimmycooper

During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks.