Originally Posted by Far-L

1957 needs you to jump in the DeLorean and get back in time to make sure that none of the dresses are hiked up too high at the sock hop... and while you are at you might want to take a quick pass up Lover's Lane to make sure no one is necking.

America thanks you for keeping our values sacred and preserving football for manly men to scratch their nuts and slap only other manly men on the butt without fear of having a female to inhibit our homoerotic shower rituals pre and post game day.