Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OK: Why do Goth/Punk girls, the ones with tats and piercings, ONLY want to get fucked by tattooed, pierced dudes? Why do they not fuck nice, vanilla, tattoo-less pretty boys (like me)? I thought opposites attract.

I want to fuck a girl with her clit triple-pierced and half her body buried under a Harry Potter motif tattoo - but I don't want to get a tattoo of the Grateful Dead or a demon and I certainly don't want my nutsack pierced. So what's a vanilla boy to do?

Thanks in advance.