I remember being at the Hot d'Or during the Cannes film festival. We had been out parting and got back in the room at about 5am. I remember being woken by a large jovial frenchman armed with cleaning products who announced in a loud french accent 'I have come to clllooonnnssseee your room" !
I heard my wife say - "Not a 6 in the morning you havent! FUCK OFF' and I went back to sleep
