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Old 07-30-2015, 12:18 PM  
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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms View Post
I was a limo driver in NYC back in the late 80's. The two worst people I ever drove where Martha Stewart and Jimmy Buffett. Martha always tipped me a whopping 5 fucking bucks, no matter if it were 1 or 14 hours. I drove Buffett and his mistress for 15 hours one day. She was missing a front tooth and I kept wondering if I should offer her a Chiclet to cram in there. He tipped $10.
Should have blackmailed the guy with his cheap-ass-tooth-missing ho ;-)
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