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I'm Australian.
We don't know each other.
You hate Australians and refer to us all as "cock roaches."
That includes my family and friends.
We're not all bad. Hit me up if you ever come to Australia -please.
I'd show you around and you'd notice that we have a really chill laid back country.
The people are down to earth.
It's a beautiful large country with an incredible landscape.
We have some great beers.
I'd love to shout you a beer or 3 and just when the alcohol starts to give you a buzz
and you're off guard - I'd love to shove an ice pick right through your fucking temple.
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