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Originally Posted by Phoenix69
I'm Australian.
We don't know each other.
You hate Australians and refer to us all as "cock roaches."
That includes my family and friends.
We're not all bad. Hit me up if you ever come to Australia -please.
I'd show you around and you'd notice that we have a really chill laid back country.
The people are down to earth.
It's a beautiful large country with an incredible landscape.
We have some great beers.
I'd love to shout you a beer or 3 and just when the alcohol starts to give you a buzz
and you're off guard - I'd love to shove an ice pick right through your fucking temple.
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Proving once again that Australia was founded by criminals. Laid back, chill, sneaky, lazy, chargeback-ing criminals.
PLUS I HATE the Aussie accent. In fact, I hate it so very damn much that I will NOT, under any circumstances and no matter how hot the female is, fuck an Australian chick. Plus, they're all kind of jowly. Ever notice?
The only Australians I like:
Paul Hogan
AC/DC
Men At Work
Maybe some others but who cares. The fact they live 'down under', and it takes an entire day to get there, makss Assies think they live on another planet and are not subject to any jurisdictions. Ever meet an Assie traveling abroad? Fucking pricks/cunts and carpet baggers. Plus, they hit on every chick in the room.
I do, however, enjoy kangeroos.
They hop and box.