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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Proving once again that Australia was founded by criminals. Laid back, chill, sneaky, lazy, chargeback-ing criminals.
PLUS I HATE the Aussie accent. In fact, I hate it so very damn much that I will NOT, under any circumstances and no matter how hot the female is, fuck an Australian chick. Plus, they're all kind of jowly. Ever notice?
The only Australians I like:
Paul Hogan
AC/DC
Men At Work
Maybe some others but who cares. The fact they live 'down under', and it takes an entire day to get there, makss Assies think they live on another planet and are not subject to any jurisdictions. Ever meet an Assie traveling abroad? Fucking pricks/cunts and carpet baggers. Plus, they hit on every chick in the room.
I do, however, enjoy kangeroos.
They hop and box.
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Holy fuck! I hope:
1. Your excuse for this rant is that you were high
2. You were just kidding
There's no way on God's green earth that you can justify saying something like that about an entire nation without sounding like a total cunt.
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