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Originally Posted by TheSquealer
At a gym in a suburb of Seattle, i used to work out everyday with a guy who had a friend that looked like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He looked identical. I gave him shit everyday about it. Anyway, one day I was really harassing him and doing Carltons dance and everyone was laughing etc and he was finally starting to laugh at himself.
2 days later, i'm in Vegas at the Bellagio at Light or whatever that club was called and went to take a piss. Coming out of the bathroom, i bump right into that guy. So random. Small world. So i look at him "hey man, what the fuck are you doing here" and He just stares at me with a blank face. I asked him if he was ok, and he's just looking at me.. maybe a little nervous at this point and looked kinda off.
So i started doing the dance Carlton does and he just snorted and scoffed and walked past me and i said something like "look dude, why are you tryin to act like you don't know me - you're kind of a dick right now" or whatever in my drunken stupor.
Anyway, I go back to sit with my friend who was local and he points across the room, "hey look, there's Carlton" and i look at him and say "yeah, that guy goes to my gym in Seattle.".. he looks at me like i'm mildly retarded and said, "i don't think he lives in Seattle". I was getting little frustrated with the subject at this point and shot back "dude, i talk to him almost everyday, i know where he lives and I give him shit every day for looking like Carlton". My friend says "uhm... no, that guy over there is Carlton, .. you know, Alfonso Ribiero... and I have no fucking clue what you are talking about and you sound like an insane person". Then i realized,... oops, that was actually Carlton.
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I actually have a very similar Carlton story, but my ex was the dick in this one. It seemed like every year in the early 2000's Carlton was at the AVN show. I can't remember the exact year, but the Palm's Hotel was pretty new, and one of the companies was having a party at the Rain nightclub. I was also taking a piss, and I look over and Carlton was at the urinal right next to me. Actually he was really heavy back then and looked like Carlton had swallowed Carlton, but it was definitely him. I didn't say anything to him and walked back to my table.
For some odd reason I took my ex that year, and she was a hardcore drama queen. She decided to get into an argument with me over who knows what reason and stormed out of the club. Of course I followed her and we argued out on the casino floor a bit, and she then decided to storm back into the club. There was a couple guys in front of her and she actually shoved a chubby black guy out of her way. He turns around with this stunned look on his face, and of course it's Carlton again. I felt really bad and apologized to him, and he was really cool about it, and when I got back in the club I told me ex she was a psycho and just shoved Carlton on her way in, to which she replied "I don't care who that n*gger is!". She was a real treat that girl...