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Old 08-04-2015, 09:08 AM  
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ View Post
once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

whole car starts laughing lol


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Originally Posted by ********** View Post
I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

So, so bad...


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Originally Posted by newB View Post
OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

You ask "How does every black joke start?"

They say something like "I don't know, how?"

You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."



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The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.

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