Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Have you ever had an awkward, stupid or weird experience with a celebrity? Go ahead and exorcise those demons!

Here's my first:
Dishonorable mention: I was a limo driver in NYC. One night I had the displeasure of chauffeuring Paul Holmgren, coach at the time of the Hartford Whalers. It was New Year's Eve, 1993 and I picked him and a sleazy looking blond bimbo up. All they did was drink and grope in the back of the limo and had me drive him all over NYC. At midnight, he interrupted his knobber to call and wish his wife a Happy New Year. At 2am, I dropped them off in Uniondale in Long Island. Since it was New Year's Eve, it was a mandatory 25% gratuity. By now he was pretty plastered and was outraged that he was billed $5 a minute for an 8 minute call (which I had explained to him BEFORE he called). He said "Fine, Asshole! I'll take it out of your tip then". That's when I explained that there was a mandatory 25% tip. He made a fist like he was going to hit me and I told him that this was not going to look good in the media.
As a bonus, his bimbo left her panties when she got out and he left a paper bag with condoms and $35 in cash.