I sat next to Rich Gannon at a Rolling Stones concert. He was really drunk (before it even started) and he says to me, "Hey, I'm Rich Gannon." I just sort of shrugged, like I give a fuck. So he pulls out his Vikings ID and says, "Nobody ever believes me." I still don't give a fuck. Then he asked me if there was still time to get more beer. How should I know? He makes a beer run but missed the first song. I still don't give a fuck.
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