Originally Posted by Relentless

I'm in first place!

Critics may say "It was all luck to get all those points, it's actually crazy. You have your captain on the bench and are playing with 5 defenders yet you still are top after GW1. Either way, good effort I have to admit, ballsy system but your defense absolutely cleaned up for you with Kompany getting a goal as well. I see some tough weeks ahead for you tho, Man City sold Dzeko so you are going to have to transfer him out lol."

However in reality, I'm sorry to say, the critics are looking at my team all wrong. What they call '5 defenders' are actually what we refer to as 'five very shy strikers' and each is lethal when finally given the opportunity to shine. Dzeko will be awarded our team mascot suit and shall parade along the sidelines during games selling beer. Also, our Captain was not 'on the bench', he was a decoy working feverishly out of bounds to capture the opposition's attention while blurring their ability to focus on the action.

Now I just need to figure out how to fake a whole bunch of injuries to run out the clock and win the tournament, the same way real soccer teams do it!