Brunette to the Blonde;
"what are you doing tonight?"
Blonde to the Brunette;
"Aww shucks, Leeroy had gone on and got drunk again, I think I'll just suck on the tailpipe of his puckup truck tonight"
"Why what are you doing?"
Brunette to the Blonde;
"Nothing, every time I walk down the street I keep getting hit in the face by cars, it's damn frustrating!"