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Fuck me?
Once at lunch, I asked a judge about a waitress flipping me The Bird, moments before.
My reasoning was, flipping The Bird was the same as saying "Fuck You." As George Carlin said, that term can mean a lot of things.
So I took it as an offer to have sex with me. She made an offer, I made an acceptance.
Question is there a binding, enforceable contract?
Damn judge wouldn't answer.
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