Welcome aboard, but Aaron is right, your intro is a bit...I meant a lot smug. Like you're the rich kid FORCED to go do community service at an inner city community center, and you're introducing yourself to the dirty little poor kids. It's unflattering and quite insulting. Then you go and slight all the guys on the forum by saying if they try to flirt, you have a gun and know Judo. Wow.
The only things you really have to do in life are shit and die -- the rest is optional. If you're going to be in "Invisible Mode", or lurking, then why even post an introduction?
But I still want to see your tits.
