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Old 09-16-2015, 10:07 AM  
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Originally Posted by Mediamix View Post
African American webmaster caught fucking a sheep!

An African American webmaster from GFY.com who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday.
He had been ratted out by a fellow webmaster when he heard "strange noises" coming from the GFY Sheep Unit.

The African American webmaster initially told police that he had come into the GFY Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle.
He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.



The African American webmaster then asked the GFY officers, "Am I going to be banned for this?" He was then arrested and taken to GFY jail.
So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be banned for fucking a sheep.



This story is still developing... Stay tuned!
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