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The screams of a lonely man resonate throughout the restaurant's hallways.
"I AM worldly, goddamnit", he said as the left vein in his forehead protrudes like a worm trying to get out of dirt.
"I am more worldly than your stupid ass, stupid fucking kids always posting on forums saying I'm wrong, well let me tell you something BUDD.."
"Sir, excuse me". The waiter gently taps the irate customers shoulder. "Sir, can you please keep it down? I understand you are on a phone and it's really interesting to only you, but please keep it down".
The vein grows bigger, blood rushes to the head, and a meal goes cold. This was the last straw for the superstar poster of an internet forum, this was the last time anyone disrespected such an upstanding individual, one that could buy and sell restaurants like this DAILY.
But there was one flaw, for he was sat in the child section among the likes of screaming toddlers and children defecating their diapers, the smell of shit wafts over his nose and that's when he calms down and looks at his sippy cup.
"I am worldly, I really am, why won't people believe me?" There are multiple blank stare from the patrons of the restaurant and a confused owner who is not sure whether to call the cops or comfort this lonely man until his ride gets here. A few minutes pass and this gentlemen ups and leaves. He thanks the wait staff for an excellent dinner and goes on his way.
Before his left foot hits the door, he turns around, flashes his screen which shows a big GFY logo and says "See this? this is how you insult people on an internet forum, jealous?"
The door closes and everyone in the restaurant starts laughing in unison.
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