Originally Posted by L-Pink

Just another day in Florida ......


"Man reported to probation office with gun, stolen car, deputies say"

"Man, 91, accused of shooting at landscapers over grass clippings"

"Bar bandit caught when his soiled pants matched the dump taken on burgled bar floor"

"Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Burger King"

"King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida"

"Woman Guilty Of Robbing 3 Banks In Half Hour For Daughter's Party"

"Woman Hires Hitman Because Her Grandkids Got Lice, Police Say"

"Porn Star Kayla Kupcakes Flashes Judge In Florida Courtroom"

"Florida Dad Let Teen Daughter Dance, Do Drugs At Strip Club:"

"Florida Man Chews Off Fingerprints In Hopes Of Not Being ID'd"

"Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat folds"


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