Another one.
So we were traveling through South Africa. I was driving looking cool with my shades on and my partner was reading a guide book. She was reading about these flies that suck your blood. We had a good laugh about it.
I then felt my eye tickle so went to rub it, under by shades. Still tickled, rubbed it again. Still tickled. This time I looked in the rear view mirror and moved my glasses.
I was fucking horrified to see a mother fucking fly sitting on my eye, was it sucking blood I have no idea but it made me nearly crash the car.
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