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Driving on a highway alone, going the speed limit. Next thing I know, a big spider on a strand of web has lowered itself down right in front of my face. Since my hands are on the steering wheel, I blow it really hard to get it out of my face.
It works well, until I run out of air and it comes swinging back at my face, full force, like a pendulum. I only have an instant before it hits my face to fill my lungs with air again and blow. So this happen 3 or 4 times until I swat the motherfucker away. Can't make this shit up. Lucky I didn't crash.
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