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Old 09-29-2015, 06:20 PM  
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Wait wait wait?....America you are speaking of? I will need proof or ban fucker!
proof that you are chubbyland? heres the proof chubby:

More than two-thirds (68.8 percent) of adults are considered to be overweight or obese. More than one-third (35.7 percent) of adults are considered to be obese. More than 1 in 20 (6.3 percent) have extreme obesity. Almost 3 in 4 men (74 percent) are considered to be overweight or obese. stats for USA LOLOL

reality: everything over 20%bf is chubby flubby blubby so in reality 85% of you are chubs ...30% makes you a semi cripple...imagine being 200lb and of that, almos 70lb is flubber...imagine carrying a 70lb backpack and working LOL...semi cripple accusation=substantiated

as for your education system I actually went to an american high school abroad, it was like being sent back to primary school in albania for retarded coconuts LOL...my intellect would have died of boredom but I had german to learn and study for taking the test in a real school, it prevented my brain from wasting away I went on to pass 2 years worth of school, in german, studying for 4 months total like a total boss...

I could pass US high school if I came from a dessert island after eating only coconuts all my life and not knowing how to speak let alone a language, with a thong made from a dead squirrel and hair like a rastafrarian beggar in india after a cow shit festival...my brain could be severely retarded from the lack of protein in the coconuts and I could have a seizure in the middle of the exam and start dribbling saliva uncontrollably over my piss soaked squirrel thong and I would pass...

oh and your army is pretty chubby too IMO but I have no proof this is just my opinion and I opine to envision your armed forces as pudgy podgy tubby chunky flubby roly-polies ho ho ho
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