Originally Posted by Relentless

If you are being extorted:

"I had an account for business honey. If you check the stats sheets you'll see I never logged into it after the first day I created it. They were getting a lot of [web traffic] and since I work in the [web traffic] industry I did some research on their [data structure] to see if there was anything we could do to enhance our own brands."

Replace the bracketed words with your occupation and send to your spouse.

Feel free to send me Bitcoin instead of sending it to the extortionists.