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Originally Posted by jerkules
Too much airbrushing used to be the problem. Then too much plastic surgery became the problem. In the age of advanced computer editing, too much photoshop has become the problem. Playboy should have gone more natural, not more clothing. I've seen drawings and paintings of women that look more realistic than the fake photos of fake women that Hef likes.
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A dozen or so badly cropped and touched up photos of women who all looked the same.
That was really something to look forward to 12 times a year.
Thank Jesus the Internet came along.
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing