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Originally Posted by DBS.US
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"The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my bare hands and tamed it. I had to train him to peck the Italian supermodels who throw themselves at me the instant they see the stars and stripes flapping in the breeze, clinging to my 4' calves. Want to know why? THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN THAT'S WHY
Every morning, I put on my American flag pants and print out a copy of the Declaration of Independence and consume it for sustenance before I hop in my Ford F650 and drive to work, which is WalMart. I manage a store, because they got one good look at this 100% constitutional garment and collapsed to the floor, weeping with pride for the USA of America. I was instantly promoted and make $17.76 per hour.
On the weekends, the first thing I do is put on my American flag pants (both legs at one time, of course), and crane-kick communists, Muslims, and socialists of every variety.
I own nine pairs of these. 'MURICA
(Oh, and the sizing chart is pretty accurate. When they arrive they'll be massive but wash them and they'll shrink down to perfection) "
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