"...and the #1 reason to view porn?
It's proven to reduce prostate cancer.
SAVE YOURSELF FROM CANCER. LOG ON TO SOME PORN TODAY."
"Porn. It doesn't bitch at you in the morning."
"You're paying for broadband, why not use it?
View some porn today!"
"Porn...
Because men think of sex every 10 seconds.
Because your wife just can't keep up.
It never gets a headache.
10 Million daily surfers can't be wrong."
...I'd have fun with that. Obviously.
