Confirmed: MetaMan is Joe Biden
The Great Unraveling
"[Biden] ignored you, intimidated you, sometimes humiliated you, took no interest in your advancement, and never learned your name. ?Hey, Chief,? he?d say, or ?How?s it going, Cap?n,? unless he was ticked off at you, in which case he?d employ one of his favorite terms for male underlings: ?dumb fuck.? ?Dumb fuck over here didn?t get me the briefing materials I needed.? It was both noun and adjective: ?Is the event leader a Democrat or a Republican? Or are you too dumb fuck to know??"
Joe can buy a lot of peanut butter. Hell, Joe can buy cashew butter.