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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger
Austria, half way between Vienna and the Saltzkammergut, to be in easy driving range of each. Sometimes I think that if I'm good in this world, G*d will send me to Vienna. All for very subjective reasons - I like the culture, the people, and the landscape, from the Alps to the Danube valley, the architecture of Austria in general, but Vienna especially is such a magnificent fusion of so many cultures and histories and tastes - there is always something wonderful and surprising around every corner - magnificent, but also very human and fun. I was once stuck in Budapest for a conference and was having a hard time with the language and way things run there - and decided to escape on a swift train to Vienna, and when I arrived, it felt like a liberation, like the sun finally was rising after being in a very dark place for a few days. I mean no insult or harm to Budapest, but the sun just shines brighter for me on the other side of the frontier.
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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger
With all due respect to the strippers in BRZ, these women all seem to have thunderthighs and are somewhat keel-heavy, as in bushel-basket butts. And enough cellulite to set up a
mining and export business. Surprising because the Brazilian Porn I've seen over the years usually shows slender, petite, and often lanky women. Not the best examples of Brazilian Beauty!
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Joe Obenberger, a man of contrasts: writes descriptions of Vienna that rival in poetic quality and evocativeness the famous song Wien, Wien, Nur Du Allein (my translation)
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, I lurrrrrvs you
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein !
I bes dreamin urrrrv you
Dort, wo die alten Häuser stehn,
Them cribs is OLD
Dort, wo die lieblichen Mäedchen gehn !
Them bitches is GOLD!
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, you always aight!
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein!
I bes thinkin bout you at night!
Dort, wo ich glüklich und selig bin,
Im happayyy when im inna
Ist Wien, ist Wien, mein Wien !
jiggidy jiggidy jiggidy Vienna!
.....Then apparently has no idea that ass worship, big legs and big bunda, practically originated in Brasil. Brasil is a futbao playing ass worshiping nation. Having a giant ass is like having a flawless diamond for a brasilian girl.
