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Old 11-01-2015, 09:18 AM  
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Austria, half way between Vienna and the Saltzkammergut, to be in easy driving range of each. Sometimes I think that if I'm good in this world, G*d will send me to Vienna. All for very subjective reasons - I like the culture, the people, and the landscape, from the Alps to the Danube valley, the architecture of Austria in general, but Vienna especially is such a magnificent fusion of so many cultures and histories and tastes - there is always something wonderful and surprising around every corner - magnificent, but also very human and fun. I was once stuck in Budapest for a conference and was having a hard time with the language and way things run there - and decided to escape on a swift train to Vienna, and when I arrived, it felt like a liberation, like the sun finally was rising after being in a very dark place for a few days. I mean no insult or harm to Budapest, but the sun just shines brighter for me on the other side of the frontier.
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With all due respect to the strippers in BRZ, these women all seem to have thunderthighs and are somewhat keel-heavy, as in bushel-basket butts. And enough cellulite to set up a
mining and export business. Surprising because the Brazilian Porn I've seen over the years usually shows slender, petite, and often lanky women. Not the best examples of Brazilian Beauty!
Joe Obenberger, a man of contrasts: writes descriptions of Vienna that rival in poetic quality and evocativeness the famous song Wien, Wien, Nur Du Allein (my translation)

Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, I lurrrrrvs you
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein !
I bes dreamin urrrrv you
Dort, wo die alten Häuser stehn,
Them cribs is OLD
Dort, wo die lieblichen Mäedchen gehn !
Them bitches is GOLD!
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, you always aight!
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein!
I bes thinkin bout you at night!
Dort, wo ich glüklich und selig bin,
Im happayyy when im inna
Ist Wien, ist Wien, mein Wien !
jiggidy jiggidy jiggidy Vienna!

.....Then apparently has no idea that ass worship, big legs and big bunda, practically originated in Brasil. Brasil is a futbao playing ass worshiping nation. Having a giant ass is like having a flawless diamond for a brasilian girl.

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