OK, thus is one of those 'special' tricks that if done correctly, (and all the circumstances are correct) you will truly amaze your friends and make a real name for yourself! Heres how to do it...
1) Find a friend or stranger who is smoking a small e-cig with a ROUNDED STAINLESS STEEL tip... (This part is pretty important - See pic for clarity)
Ask to borrow the e-cig, and tell him that their mind is about to be blown!
2) Sneak round the corner to prepare. Slip the round smooth tip of the e-cig in between your butt cheeks and slip it about an inch or so into your ass. Depress the button to make it active and then simply cough. (THIS IS THE *SECRET MOVE* PART) The cough will cause your sphincter to contract, and in doing so, effectively your ass will actually take a 'drag' on the e-cig... Now you are ready!!!
3) Pass the e-cig back to the owner and tell him (or her) to take a deep drag on it, and hold the vapour in his lungs. Wait a few moments (approx 8 seconds) and tell him to breath out. What he (or she) wont know, is that after 8 seconds, the vapour will have evaporated internally, and nothing will come out from their mouth!
Imagine the looks of shock, awe and sheer amazement as you (
& You need to time it right so be sure to practice first) turn around, pull down your pants and fart at exactly the right moment !!! Thats right !
It looks like the smoke has come out of your ass instead of their mouths!!!
Utterly freakin' AMAZING ! You will now be the big celeb amongst your group of friends, and get all the chicks and even be invited to cool parties! This trick is guaranteed to be a head turner ! Do it right and nothing can possibly go wrong ! Success is assured !
Final tip? Don't fart to hard! (Unless its me you are showing the trick to)
You're welcome
