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Old 11-16-2015, 04:20 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Originally Posted by clickity click View Post
No, sorry.

I imagine you to have a long beard anyway. Surely you are too fat to get to the sink to shave and I am guessing you cunt a4d a razor.
There IS an element of truth in that, so I cunt really be insulted. While you are correct that I am indeed to large to leave the bed and reach the sink... The carers that come in twice a day to look after me, perform the shaving for me in the morning, and the NHS provides the razors...
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